Funny AIM Away Messages

Use these Funny Away Messages to spread fun and humour, ever when your not on AIM! Browse the whole database of Funny AIM Away Messages below.

Funny Away Messages for AIM

• Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for YOUR SCREEN NAME , your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
• Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
• If you want to know where I am call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message!
• I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

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