Funny AIM Away Messages

Use these Funny Away Messages to spread fun and humour, ever when your not on AIM! Browse the whole database of Funny AIM Away Messages below.

Funny Away Messages for AIM

• If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
• Sharing is Caring...and i dont care!
• 2 wrongs dont make a right...but 3 lefts do!
• "I hate you. Go away."
• I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.
• Hey, I'm here but I'm not here so when I get here you will know I am here because I will be here.
• The early bird may get the worm, but the late rising worm lives.

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